Morris  
& 
Vyse

Morris & Vyse have almost lost their voices (is the plural voici?) due to excessive conversational flyering and the noisiest show in the world happening next door to Daylords every night.

Flyering = soul destroying. Trying to persuade members of the general public to spend an hour in a damp brick tube watching Daylords, is exhausting. More exhausting than the show. Morris & Vyse have made many friends through flyering and through the popular flyering/flirting technique, a few stalkers.

Tonight, Britain's Got Talent finalists, FLAWLESS will be making a cameo appearance in the audience, which Morris is particularly excited about.