OLIVE HANDS
Olive is the original Presenter of ITV7's Daylords and ex QVC anklet model. A brashy Wigan born beauty who is also a double for Heather Small from M People. Olive was the former Gladiator Pole and is now having a relationship with Rick Astley. Olive's best friend and co-presenter Jane Macdonald has been arrested over allegations from last week's show involving a choir boy. She's replaced by the meek and inexperienced Greer Cod, who Olive detests.
GREER COD
Sweet and innocent Greer is the new Presenter on Daylords, and the last minute replacement for Jane Macdonald. Greer has only ever been on TV twice: once as the presenter of OAP dating show Highland Fling, and again as the face of Tenor Lady incontinence pads. Greer is the author of 1001 Uses for Vaseline and a former lookalike for Princess Diana and Jill Dando. She is very excited about her first presenting job, totally in awe of Olive and desperate to become her new best friend...
ALISON COD
Greer Cod's niece! She came to Daylords on work experience, and is now (due to 99% of the staff at ITV7 being made redundant), the Executive Producer, Producer, Assistant Producer, Researcher, Runner, Sound Engineer, Camera Man and Make Up Artist!
TAMI AND TOMI G'CRAZY
Elderly husband and wife team Tami and Tomi are Australia's wackiest kids TV presenters and have brought their kids show, 'Let's Go Crazy!' to the UK. After many years of trying for a baby, Tomi and Tami decided to become parents of the world by making kids television. They even hosted Summer Camps for kids in the outback (until their campfire caused a bush fire that killed 200 people and 7 children went missing). Their favourite parts of the show are Wacky Time, and the Who Farted? competition!
THE BLIND BOYS
Identical twins and the winners of China's Got Talent, Ken and Li Woo are both blind. While watching the Beijing Olympics, Li fell from the balcony and directly onto a bat and ball being held by player Mae Lin. It blinded him instantly. His twin Ken then removed his own eyes with chopsticks in honour of his brother. They went on to win China's Got Talent with their incredible music, and caused controversy around the world when China banned chopsticks after 300 children blinded themselves to copy their heroes.
SU SMALL
Bideford Business Woman of the Year, Su Small has a gift. The gift of micro-sight. She can see things the normal human eye cannot - dust particles, atoms, The Krankies... a human eyelash looks like a piece of rope to her. She's used her gifts to make her succesful business, Su's Miniatures. She makes microscopic miniatures of household accesories and minor celebrities, that only she can see. Everyone else can't see them. She's also worn a cycle helmet every day for 2 years (and has no bike) as her sister Janet read her tea leaves in 2008 and told her she'd die of a massive head inury.
BETSIE LYNN
Former RSC Actress Betsie Lynn is currently starring in a controversial one-woman, one legged version of Othello. Her autobiography, 'No Turn Unstoned' is released this week and extracted in The Daily Mail. The book tells of her heady days in the RSC and her childhood with her family - Anne BoLYNN, Vio LYNN, Vera LYNN, Tarpau LYNN, Neville ChamberLYNN and BenaLYNN. Find out why she got curvature of the spine playing Patrick Stewart's Shoe Horn and why she's 62 and still wears no bra.
MORRIS & VYSE
Morris & Vyse is ITV7s' unpopular detective show about two female cops, Morris and Vyse. Morris is a lonely single woman with man hands, a sword and a stunning mullet. Her sidekick Vyse is a mother of 3 or 4 children, Ironside, Columbo and Quincy, struggling to hold down a marriage and obsessed with the job. After 93,000 episodes, they still can't solve the murder of a girl who died 10 years ago and Vyse's baby has never aged.
Olive is the original Presenter of ITV7's Daylords and ex QVC anklet model. A brashy Wigan born beauty who is also a double for Heather Small from M People. Olive was the former Gladiator Pole and is now having a relationship with Rick Astley. Olive's best friend and co-presenter Jane Macdonald has been arrested over allegations from last week's show involving a choir boy. She's replaced by the meek and inexperienced Greer Cod, who Olive detests.
GREER COD
Sweet and innocent Greer is the new Presenter on Daylords, and the last minute replacement for Jane Macdonald. Greer has only ever been on TV twice: once as the presenter of OAP dating show Highland Fling, and again as the face of Tenor Lady incontinence pads. Greer is the author of 1001 Uses for Vaseline and a former lookalike for Princess Diana and Jill Dando. She is very excited about her first presenting job, totally in awe of Olive and desperate to become her new best friend...
ALISON COD
Greer Cod's niece! She came to Daylords on work experience, and is now (due to 99% of the staff at ITV7 being made redundant), the Executive Producer, Producer, Assistant Producer, Researcher, Runner, Sound Engineer, Camera Man and Make Up Artist!
TAMI AND TOMI G'CRAZY
Elderly husband and wife team Tami and Tomi are Australia's wackiest kids TV presenters and have brought their kids show, 'Let's Go Crazy!' to the UK. After many years of trying for a baby, Tomi and Tami decided to become parents of the world by making kids television. They even hosted Summer Camps for kids in the outback (until their campfire caused a bush fire that killed 200 people and 7 children went missing). Their favourite parts of the show are Wacky Time, and the Who Farted? competition!
THE BLIND BOYS
Identical twins and the winners of China's Got Talent, Ken and Li Woo are both blind. While watching the Beijing Olympics, Li fell from the balcony and directly onto a bat and ball being held by player Mae Lin. It blinded him instantly. His twin Ken then removed his own eyes with chopsticks in honour of his brother. They went on to win China's Got Talent with their incredible music, and caused controversy around the world when China banned chopsticks after 300 children blinded themselves to copy their heroes.
SU SMALL
Bideford Business Woman of the Year, Su Small has a gift. The gift of micro-sight. She can see things the normal human eye cannot - dust particles, atoms, The Krankies... a human eyelash looks like a piece of rope to her. She's used her gifts to make her succesful business, Su's Miniatures. She makes microscopic miniatures of household accesories and minor celebrities, that only she can see. Everyone else can't see them. She's also worn a cycle helmet every day for 2 years (and has no bike) as her sister Janet read her tea leaves in 2008 and told her she'd die of a massive head inury.
BETSIE LYNN
Former RSC Actress Betsie Lynn is currently starring in a controversial one-woman, one legged version of Othello. Her autobiography, 'No Turn Unstoned' is released this week and extracted in The Daily Mail. The book tells of her heady days in the RSC and her childhood with her family - Anne BoLYNN, Vio LYNN, Vera LYNN, Tarpau LYNN, Neville ChamberLYNN and BenaLYNN. Find out why she got curvature of the spine playing Patrick Stewart's Shoe Horn and why she's 62 and still wears no bra.
MORRIS & VYSE
Morris & Vyse is ITV7s' unpopular detective show about two female cops, Morris and Vyse. Morris is a lonely single woman with man hands, a sword and a stunning mullet. Her sidekick Vyse is a mother of 3 or 4 children, Ironside, Columbo and Quincy, struggling to hold down a marriage and obsessed with the job. After 93,000 episodes, they still can't solve the murder of a girl who died 10 years ago and Vyse's baby has never aged.
